ZAPPA FRANK - "why does it hurt when i pee" Tablature

WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?

By Frank Zappa

Album: Joe's Garage Act I



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Intro:

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Why does it hurt when I pee?
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Why does it hurt when I pee?
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I don't want no doctor to stick no needle in me!
Am G D Dsus4 D
Why does it hurt when I pee?


I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!
I got it from the toilet seat


My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh, God, I probably got the Ghon-ca-ca-ca-cas!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas


Instrumental Break

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