YANKOVIC WEIRD AL - "everything you know is wrong" Tablature

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Transcribed by Michael J. Falk ketchup@ods.ods.net
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The end of the chorus is played differently all 3 times- that's the deal
with the *.

A#dim is an A# diminished chord consisting of the notes A#, C, and E.
Any chord followed by a slash is the chord name followed by the bass
note. For example, Bm/A is a Bm chord with an A played on the bass.

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"Everything You Know Is Wrong" by Al Yankovic


Intro:
D C G/B A A7 (hold, then two strummed A7s and straight to verse)




Verse (all verses are the same):

D G A D
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a

G A A#dim Bm Bm/A E/G# E
rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly a guy

A G
behind me in the backseat popped right up and cupped

D/F# D G
his hands across my eyes. I guessed, "Is it Uncle

A D G A
Frank or cousin Louie, is it Bob or Joe or Walter,

A#dim Bm Bm/A E/G# E
could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve,

A A7
I probably would have kept on guessing but about

Bm
that time we crashed into the truck, and as I'm

E7 A D/F#
laying bleeding there on the asphalt finally I

G D Em G
recognize the face of my hibachi dealer, who

A A7/G A/F# A/E
takes off his prosthetic lips, and tells me:




Chorus:

D G A D
Everything you know is wrong, black is white,

G A A#dim Bm Bm/A E/G#
up is down and short is long, and everything

E A A7/G A/F# A/E
you thought was just so important doesn't matter,

D G A D
Everything you know is wrong, just forget the

C#sus4 F#m Bm Bm/A E/G# E
words and sing along, all you need to understand is

G A *
everything you know is wrong.


*- First time : F G
Second time: D
Third time:

G A Bm C#m
Everything you know is (everything you know is)

G A D D
Everything you know is wrong! (end)




Solos:
(Accordion Solo:)
G E F# G A

(Baritone Saxaphone Solo:)
Cm F G Am Bb Am Bb G C

(Guitar Solo:)
Dm Eb F Gb Am Bb G C A7 (two strums
then into verse)

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