THE PROFESSIONALS - "Jewel" Tablature

Ok here is an elite one...
Start of by screaming IM A JEWEL THIEF WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Prepare your drum set, then tighten your gee tar....
Starting at 560 tempo... Ready?

Drums 140 times, for about 5 minutes, gee tar 1
Drums eight times at 130 tempo, gee tar 1,3,4,1,2,4,1,3,4,1,2,5
Drums two hundred times at 500 tempo, gee tar 1,3,5,1,2,3,4,4,5,6

Reapeat:

Drums 140 times, for about 5 minutes, gee tar 1
Drums eight times at 130 tempo, gee tar 1,3,4,1,2,4,1,3,4,1,2,5
Drums two hundred times at 500 tempo, gee tar 1,3,5,1,2,3,4,4,5,6

Then DRUMS, GEE TAR AT SAME TIME WITH BEATBOX

drums 1 - gee tar 1/2/4/3/2 - mouth boom pish boom bahhh pissh boom meanwhile drums repeat beats on and off high and low guitar simutaneously 1,3,5 then mouth pish pish boom pish pish boom pissh pissh bomm baa bahh we roll we roll pissh pissh boom mercedes i got that pissh pissh boom im james bond pissh pishh boom

There it is... Enjoy :)