TENACIOUS D - "fuck her gently2" Tablature

Intro, slow verse and chorus:

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This is for the ladies...but fellas, listen closely...

D F#m
You don’t always have to fuck her hard.
Em A
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do.
D F#m
Sometimes you gotta make some love,
Em A
and fuckin’ give her some smooches too.

Bm G Bm G
Sometimes you’ve got to squeeze, sometimes you’ve got to say please,
D A
sometimes you got to say hey,


D F#m Em A
I’m gonna fuck you softly. I’m gonna screw you gently.
D F#m Em A
I’m gonna hump you sweetly. I’m gonna bone you discreetly.


Bm G
And then you say hey I brought you flowers,
D A
And then you say wait a minute sally,
Bm G E
I think I’ve got something in my teeth could you get it out for me
A
That’s fuckin’ teamwork.

-Verse-
D F#m
What’s your favorite posish(position)
Em A D
That’s cool with me, it’s not my favorite, but I’ll do it for you.
D F#m
What’s you favorite dish?
Em A
I’m not gonna cook it but I’ll order it from Zanzibar.

-Chorus 2-
(loud)Bm G
And then I’m gonna love you completely
(soft)D A
and then I’ll fuckin’ fuck you discreetly
(loud)Bm G
and then I’ll fuckin’ bone you completely
F#5 Em A C G D
and then I’m gonna fuuuuuuuck you haaaaaaaaaard
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Bb7 C D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrd