TENACIOUS D - "fuck her gently2" Tablature

Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently

Intro:
D F#m Em A
D F#m
You don't always have to fuck her hard
Em A
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
D F#m
Sometimes you got to make some love
Em A
And fucking give her some smooches too
B#m G
Sometimes you got to squeeze
B#m G
Sometimes you got to say please
D A
Sometimes you got to say hey

D F#m
I'm gonna fuck you softly
Em A
I'm gonna screw you gently
D F#m
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
Em A B#m
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

G D
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
A B#m
And then you say wait a minute Sally
G A(strum up once)
I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me
A D
That's fucking teamwork
F#m Em
What's your favorite posish'
A D
That's cool with me it's not my favourite but I'll do it for you
F#m
What's your favourite dish
Em A
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzabar

B#m G
And then I'm gonna love you completely
D A
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
B#m G
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
D Em A C G D Bb C D
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard, hard