T B S P - "corndogs" Tablature

Date: Mon, 25 Jun 2001 21:25:20 -0400
From: Bob Hiltunen <rjhiltun@mtu.edu>
Subject: t/t_b_s_p/corndogs.tab

Song Title: CORNDOGS
Group: T.B.S.P.
Authors: Tom and Bob Hiltunen
Tablature by: Bob Hiltunen

*effects used include lack of practicing, distortion,
lack of rhythm and sense of tone, and madness.

This is a very easy to play tune, because the SqueezeBox
Parade has no sense of music or self-pride. This is their
original claim to fame, Corndogs. This is 100% accurate
tablature, because my brother and I wrote the song.

*Use standard Tuning (EADGBE), but don’t worry about
being in tune, because T.B.S.P. has no need to be in tune.

CORN DOGS CORN DOGS
E|--------------------------------------------------------
B|--------------------------------------------------------
G|--------------------------------------------------------
D|---3-----------3-------------------3--------3---------
A|---3-----------3-------------------3--------3---------
E|---3-----------3-------------------3--------3--------

Repeat Until Bored, usually about 8 times, then

Randomly use the same one finger chord as in the
first part, and randomly hit frets 0,2,3 in triplets 4
times, and then do 4 16th notes with the one finger chord
at fret 5 and repeat until bored. During this time growl
“I love to eat them I love to eat them,” over and over.

That’s all. For questions, comments, or to order
Tom and Bob’s Squeezebox Parade Merchandise
And recordings, e-mail Bob at da_bronco@hotmail.com