STONE FREDDIE - "john denver s drinking hits" Tablature

This is a funny song. have fun with it. it is pretty much 3 john denver
tunes put together with some funny lyrics. the three songs are
(in order)

1) Country Roads
2) Sunshine on My Shoulders
3) Thank God Im A Country Boy

G EM D
ALMOST SAW HEAVEN CUZ I DRANK HEFINREFFER DROVE OFF THE MOUNTAIN,
(C G) G EM
LANDED IN THE RIVER. NEVER GOT SOBER DRANK AS MUCH AS I PLEASED,
D (C G)
CHUGGIN ON CHAMPAGNE FOUNTAINS, CRASHIN INTO THE TREES.

G D EM C
COUNTRY ROADS, CANT FIND MY HOME CUZ IM SHIT FACED, AND ALL ALONE,
G D C G
CANT REMEMBER, HOW I GOT HERE, WRAPPED AROUND, THIS TELEPHONE POLE.

G C G C G C G C
Police car on the shoulder makes me sweaty.

G C G C Am7 D7
Flashlight in my eyes can make me blind.

G C G C G C G C
Handcuffs tied behind me feels so kinky
G C G C G C G C
Officer take that nightstick from my behind

A A D
2) Well you gotta be careful because you never really know
1) When they stick you in a cell you sleep in a rack


A G E7
1) When the cops pull you over the baloon you gotta blow
2) look out for the guys who will jack you up the crack

A D
1) Your goin to jail you blow a two point o
2) Bend down for the suit you'd better watch your back


A E7 A
1) No place for a country boy
2) No place for a country boy


A E7
Chorus: Well I got real nervous, Started shakin just a liddle.
A E7
Theres a big horny guy who says he wants a diddle;
A This verse say slow D
Theres bars theres walls and my ass is in the middle.
A E7 A
Hey look its a Country Boy

Here you go its not as hard as it seems

kyle

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