STEPHEN LYNCH - "That's Why Your Mommy Left Us" Tablature

Artist: Stephen Lynch
Album: Live Performance (Comedy Central Presents Stephen Lynch)
Publisher: N/A
Song: That's Why Mommy Left Us
Tabber: ejy (ejy@bellatlantic.net)
Tuning: Standard, Capoed on 3rd fret (G C F A# D G)

The tempo stays the same throughout, the different spacing is just for the lyrics.


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*Capo on 3rd fret, everything relative to capo.*
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Verse 1

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(no words)

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Hush, little girl. sweet, sweet baby,
Don't cry... tonight.
Daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft

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Lullaby... tonight.


Pre-Chorus 1

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Why can't it all be like it

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was before?

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How can I explain why Mommy's not

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here any more...?

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Chorus 1

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'Cause Daddy likes porno and ten-dollar whores.
Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores.
Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the..
bus. I think that's why your Mommy left us.


Verse 2

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Hush little girl. There is no reason to
fret tonight.
Don't mind the smoke. Daddy just wants to

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Forget tonight.


Pre-Chorus 2

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Soon it will all be like it

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was before.......

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Any minute she will walk

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through that front door.........

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Chorus 2

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But Daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer.
Then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear.
Daddy has sores on his genitals oozing with
pus. I think that's why your Mommy left us.

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Bridge

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Please don't cry.
I swear I'll try

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To be here by your side.

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Chorus

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Right after Daddy gets home from the bar.
Visits his bookie and steals a new car.
He'll drive to the strip club and if Daddy plays his cards
right... he'll bring home your new Mommy tonight.


Outro

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