SPONTANEOUS DESTRUCTION - "moist anal climaxes" Tablature

The best acoustic song ever
Listen to Magenta Picture Frames for rhythms.

Chords involved:

Dmin Amin G Dsus4 Cadd9 Emin
E-1- -0- -3- -3- -3- -0-
B-3- -1- -3- -3- -3- -0-
G-2- -2- -0- -2- -0- -0-
D-0- -2- -0- -0- -2- -2-
A-0- -0- -2- --- -3- -2-
E--- --- -3- --- --- -0-

Layout

Every year about September I have a moist anal climax but I
Dmin Amin G Dsus4
dont' know what to do I have never asked anyone before
Dmin Amin G Dsus4

CHORUS
I asked the expert Miss Cosgrove X4
Cadd9 G

She wasnt any help, butI knew that that would happen cause she
Dmin Amin G Dsus4
Is a really crap Business Studies teacher so dont
Dmin Amin G Dsus4

chorus
BRIDGE
Why dont you try to stick a bluebottle up your bum
Em G Em G
It will workX4
Em G

Every October now I realise that Ive got over my disease
Dm Am G Dus4
It was called moist anal climax disease
Dm Am G Dsus4

Chorus-with words-MOIST ANAL CLIMAX DISEASE

BRIDGE only played louder
It actually is quite fun, getting that moist climax up your bum
Em G Em G
I want it back next SeptemberX4
Em G