SCREECHING WEASEL - "Jeannie's Got A Problem With Her Uterus" Tablature

[ A / E / D ] x4

[Verse]:
A D A E
Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries
A D E
She's got trouble with her tubes
A D A E
If you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find
A D E
A completely empty room

[Chorus]:
A G
Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
D
Her uterus is useless
A G
Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
D
Her uterus is useless

[Verse]:
Her physician injected fluids in her private parts
But she just won't believe
That the efforts to erradicate her female trouble
Will cause her to conceive

[Repeat Chorus]

A D E A D E
Jeannie isn't ovulating, Jeannie isn't ovulating
A D E A E D
Jeannie isn't ovulating now

A E
No simple yeast or bladder infection could compare
G D A
To the pain that Jeannie's going through this year
E
Her husband's sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test
G D A
Now Jeannie's operation must commence
E G A(12th)
Artificial insemination can't
E G A(12th)
Fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs

[ A / E / D ] x4

[Verse]:
Jeannie isn't ovulating even though
She took all the proper pills
Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay
The gigantic doctor bills

[Repeat Chorus twice]

[End on A]

Lead
E-----------------------------------------------------------
B-----------------------------------------------------------
G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--
...husbands sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test

E-------------------------------------------
B-------------------------------------------
G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--
Now Jeannie's operation must commence

E----------------------------------------------------
B----------10-------------10-------------------------
G--9-9-9-9--------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--
Arti - fic - ial insemmination can't

E------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------10-----------10-------------10--------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-9-9-------------|
D--------------------------------------------------------------7---|
Fer - ti - lize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Yeah!

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