SCREECHING WEASEL - "jeannies got a problem" Tablature

From: OpenFace@aol.com
Date: Fri, 12 Jan 1996 22:14:11 -0500
Subject: CRD: "Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus," Screeching Weasel

"Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus"
performed by Screeching Weasel
written by Ben Weasel
(C) 1992 No Budget Productions
(P) 1992 Lookout! Records
from the Lookout! Records release Wiggle (LK 63 LP/CS/CD)
transcribed by Mike Ripplinger (openface@aol.com)

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["Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus"

[ A / E / D ] x4

[Verse]:
A D A E
Jeannie's having problems ...
A D E
She's got trouble ...
A D A E
If you go past her ...
A D E
A completely ...

[Chorus]:
A G
Cause Jeannie's got a problem ....
D
Her uterus ...
A G
Jeannie's got a ...
D
Her uterus is u...

[Verse]:
Her physician injected ....

[Repeat Chorus]

A D E A D E
Jeannie isn't ovulating, ...
A D E A E D
Jeannie isn't ...

A E
No simple yeast or bladder ...
G D A
To the pain that Jeannie's ...
E
Her husband's sperm was ...
G D A
Now Jeannie's ...
E G A(12th)
Artificial ...
E G A(12th)
Fertilize poor Jeannie's ....

[ A / E / D ] x4

[Verse]:
Jeannie isn't ovulating ....

[Repeat Chorus twice]

[End on A]

Lead
E-----------------------------------------------------------
B-----------------------------------------------------------
G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--
...husbands sperm was studied and ...

E-------------------------------------------
B-------------------------------------------
G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--
Now Jeannie's operation ...

E----------------------------------------------------
B----------10-------------10-------------------------
G--9-9-9-9--------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--
Arti - fic - ial ...

E------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------10-----------10-------------10--------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-9-9-------------|
D--------------------------------------------------------------7---|
Fer - ti - lize poor ...