NOFX - "take two placebos and call me lame" Tablature
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TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME by NOFX. Album : Pump Up the Valuum (2000)
This song just kicks ass! No extra struggling, just fucking great feeling!!!
A=Melvin B=El Hefe A&B=both 1/3
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# intro #A %=pause >
E------------------------------------------------------------------->
B------------------------------------------------------------------->
G------------------------------------------------------------------->
D---5-----------------------------------------5--------------------->
A---5-----------------------------------------5--------------------->
E---3-----------------------------------------3--------------------->
# intro #B >
E------------------------------------------------------------------->
B------------------------------------------------------------------->
G------121212------151515----------1512121212----121212------151515->
D---5-5121212-8-8-8151515-8-5-5-5-51512121212-5-5121212-8-8-8151515->
A---5-5101010-8-8-8131313-8-5-5-5-51310101010-5-5101010-8-8-8131313->
E---3-3-------6-6-6-------6-3-3-3-3-----------3-3-------6-6-6------->
>introA
>-------------------------|
>-------------------------|
>-------------------------|
>---5-5-------------------|
>---5-5-------------------|
>---3-3-%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%---|
>introB
>-------------------------|
>-------------------------|
>------------1512121212---|
>---8-5-5-5-51512121212---|
>---8-5-5-5-51310101010---|
>---6-3-3-3-3-------------|
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# main #A >
E------------------------------------------------------------------->
B------------------------------------------------------------------->
G------121212------151515----------1512121212----121212------151515->
D---8-5121212-8-8-8151515-8-5-5-5-51512121212-8-5121212-8-8-8151515->
A---8-5101010-8-8-8131313-8-5-5-5-51310101010-8-5101010-8-8-8131313->
E---6-3-------6-6-6-------6-3-3-3-3-----------6-3-------6-6-6------->
# main #B %=pause >
E------------------------------------------------------------------->
B------------------------------------------------------------------->
G------121212------151515----------1512121212----121212------151515->
D---8-5121212-8-8-8151515-8-5-5-5-51512121212-8-5121212-8-8-8151515->
A---8-5101010-8-8-8131313-8-5-5-5-51310101010-8-5101010-8-8-8131313->
E---6-3-------6-6-6-------6-3-3-3-3-----------6-3-------6-6-6------->
>mainA
>-------------------------|
>-------------------------|
>--------------*----------|
>---8-5-5-5-5-5-----------|
>---8-5-5-5-5-5-----------|
>---6-3-3-3-3-3-----------|
>mainB
>-------------------------|
>-------------------------|
>-------------------------|
>---8-5-5-5-5-------------|
>---8-5-5-5-5-------------|
>---6-3-3-3-3-%%%%%%%%%---|
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TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME 2/3
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# verse #A&B X1.5 (Can't you see my soul...) *=play 6X #=play 3X
E-------------------------------|---3*------3*------------------|
B--------------------*--------------3-------3--------#---#------|
G----*-------*------8--------*------3-------3-------5---3----*--|
D---5-------5-------8-------8-------5-------5-------5---3---3---|
A---5-------5-------6-------8-------5-------5-------3---1---3---|
E---3-------3---------------6-------3-------3-------3---1---1---|
: Gm Gm
# pre-chorus #A&B (You don't get to magnify...) !play all notes 6X!
E----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G------------------10---------------8--------------10---------------8-------8|
D--10-------8------10------10-------8--------------10------10-------8-------8|
A--10-------8-------8------10-------6-------5-------8------10-------6-------6|
E---8-------6---------------8-------6-------6---------------8-------6-------6|
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# chorus #A&B (Take two placebos...) !play all notes 6X!
G-|-----------2X----------------|-------------------------------|
D-|-----------------------------|-------------------------------|
G-|-------------------------8---|---------------------------8---|
D-|-8--------------10-------8---|---8---------------6-------8---|
A-|-8-------8------10-------6---|---8-------8-------6-------6---|
E-|-6-------5-------8-----------|---6-------5-------4-----------|
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# bridge #A&B !play all notes 6X!
G-|------2X-3---|-------|
D-|---------3---|-------|
G-|-8-------3---|---8---|
D-|-8-------5---|---8---|
A-|-6-------5---|---6---|
E-|---------3---|-------|
: Gm
# main2 #A %=pause
E-----------------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------------|
G----------------------------------1512121212---|
D----------------------------------1512121212---|
A---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%1310101010---|
E-----------------------------------------------|
# main2 #B %=pause > Then play A&BmainB.
E-----------------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------------|
G------121212------151515----------1512121212---|
D---5-5121212-8-8-8151515-8-5-5-5-51512121212---|
A---5-5101010-8-8-8131313-8-5-5-5-51310101010---|
E---3-3-------6-6-6-------6-3-3-3-3-------------|
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# verse2 #A&B X1.5 (Take me to a cave...) *=play 6X #=play 3X
E-------------------------------|-------------------------------|
B--------------------*-------------------------------#---#------|
G----*-------*------8--------*-------*-------*------5---3----*--|
D---5-------5-------8-------8-------5-------5-------5---3---3---|
A---5-------5-------6-------8-------5-------5-------3---1---3---|
E---3-------3---------------6-------3-------3-------3---1---1---|
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Then play pre-chorus.
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TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME 3/3
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# chorus2 #A *=play 6X
G-|-----------2X----------------|-------------------------------|
D-|--------------------------*--|-------------------------------|
G-|--*---------------*------8---|----*---------------*----------|
D-|-8--------*-----10-------8---|---8--------*------6-------4---|
A-|-8-------8------10-------6---|---8-------8-------6-------4---|
E-|-6-------5-------8-----------|---6-------5-------4-------2---|
# chorus2 #B *=play 6X
G-|-----------2X----------------|-------------------------------|
D-|--*-------*-------*-------*--|----*-------*-------*----------|
G-|15------15------15------15---|--15------15------15------15---|
D-|-----------------------------|-------------------------------|
A-|13------13------13------13---|--13------13------13------13---|
E-|-----------------------------|-------------------------------|
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# wah-wah (this NEEDS it) #A b=bend up to next note r=release bend
E-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------------13b15r11-----------|
G------------------------------10--12------------------12---------|
D------------------10------12-------------------------------------|
A--10\------------------------------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------------------------|
# wah-wah (this NEEDS it) #B v=vibrato
E-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------11-------------------------------------|
G------------------10v-----10---10-12------10---------------------|
D------------------10v-------12\-------------121110---------------|
A--------------------------------------------------1310-----/13---|
E-----------------------------------------------------------------|
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Then play A&BbridgeA&B.
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# main-outro #A&B
E-------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------|
G------121212------151515-------------------|
D---5-5121212-8-8-8151515-8-5-5-5-5-7-4-4---|
A---5-5101010-8-8-8131313-8-5-5-5-5-7-4-4---|
E---3-3-------6-6-6-------6-3-3-3-3-5-2-2---|
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This wasn't a placebo - this was a REAL medicine for NOFX-addiction.
Tabbed by Jussi Heinonen 23.06.2000.
This song just kicks ass! No extra struggling, just fucking great feeling!!!
A=Melvin B=El Hefe A&B=both 1/3
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# intro #A %=pause >
E------------------------------------------------------------------->
B------------------------------------------------------------------->
G------------------------------------------------------------------->
D---5-----------------------------------------5--------------------->
A---5-----------------------------------------5--------------------->
E---3-----------------------------------------3--------------------->
# intro #B >
E------------------------------------------------------------------->
B------------------------------------------------------------------->
G------121212------151515----------1512121212----121212------151515->
D---5-5121212-8-8-8151515-8-5-5-5-51512121212-5-5121212-8-8-8151515->
A---5-5101010-8-8-8131313-8-5-5-5-51310101010-5-5101010-8-8-8131313->
E---3-3-------6-6-6-------6-3-3-3-3-----------3-3-------6-6-6------->
>introA
>-------------------------|
>-------------------------|
>-------------------------|
>---5-5-------------------|
>---5-5-------------------|
>---3-3-%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%---|
>introB
>-------------------------|
>-------------------------|
>------------1512121212---|
>---8-5-5-5-51512121212---|
>---8-5-5-5-51310101010---|
>---6-3-3-3-3-------------|
:
# main #A >
E------------------------------------------------------------------->
B------------------------------------------------------------------->
G------121212------151515----------1512121212----121212------151515->
D---8-5121212-8-8-8151515-8-5-5-5-51512121212-8-5121212-8-8-8151515->
A---8-5101010-8-8-8131313-8-5-5-5-51310101010-8-5101010-8-8-8131313->
E---6-3-------6-6-6-------6-3-3-3-3-----------6-3-------6-6-6------->
# main #B %=pause >
E------------------------------------------------------------------->
B------------------------------------------------------------------->
G------121212------151515----------1512121212----121212------151515->
D---8-5121212-8-8-8151515-8-5-5-5-51512121212-8-5121212-8-8-8151515->
A---8-5101010-8-8-8131313-8-5-5-5-51310101010-8-5101010-8-8-8131313->
E---6-3-------6-6-6-------6-3-3-3-3-----------6-3-------6-6-6------->
>mainA
>-------------------------|
>-------------------------|
>--------------*----------|
>---8-5-5-5-5-5-----------|
>---8-5-5-5-5-5-----------|
>---6-3-3-3-3-3-----------|
>mainB
>-------------------------|
>-------------------------|
>-------------------------|
>---8-5-5-5-5-------------|
>---8-5-5-5-5-------------|
>---6-3-3-3-3-%%%%%%%%%---|
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>>>>>>>>to next page...
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TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME 2/3
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# verse #A&B X1.5 (Can't you see my soul...) *=play 6X #=play 3X
E-------------------------------|---3*------3*------------------|
B--------------------*--------------3-------3--------#---#------|
G----*-------*------8--------*------3-------3-------5---3----*--|
D---5-------5-------8-------8-------5-------5-------5---3---3---|
A---5-------5-------6-------8-------5-------5-------3---1---3---|
E---3-------3---------------6-------3-------3-------3---1---1---|
: Gm Gm
# pre-chorus #A&B (You don't get to magnify...) !play all notes 6X!
E----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G------------------10---------------8--------------10---------------8-------8|
D--10-------8------10------10-------8--------------10------10-------8-------8|
A--10-------8-------8------10-------6-------5-------8------10-------6-------6|
E---8-------6---------------8-------6-------6---------------8-------6-------6|
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# chorus #A&B (Take two placebos...) !play all notes 6X!
G-|-----------2X----------------|-------------------------------|
D-|-----------------------------|-------------------------------|
G-|-------------------------8---|---------------------------8---|
D-|-8--------------10-------8---|---8---------------6-------8---|
A-|-8-------8------10-------6---|---8-------8-------6-------6---|
E-|-6-------5-------8-----------|---6-------5-------4-----------|
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# bridge #A&B !play all notes 6X!
G-|------2X-3---|-------|
D-|---------3---|-------|
G-|-8-------3---|---8---|
D-|-8-------5---|---8---|
A-|-6-------5---|---6---|
E-|---------3---|-------|
: Gm
# main2 #A %=pause
E-----------------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------------|
G----------------------------------1512121212---|
D----------------------------------1512121212---|
A---%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%1310101010---|
E-----------------------------------------------|
# main2 #B %=pause > Then play A&BmainB.
E-----------------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------------|
G------121212------151515----------1512121212---|
D---5-5121212-8-8-8151515-8-5-5-5-51512121212---|
A---5-5101010-8-8-8131313-8-5-5-5-51310101010---|
E---3-3-------6-6-6-------6-3-3-3-3-------------|
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# verse2 #A&B X1.5 (Take me to a cave...) *=play 6X #=play 3X
E-------------------------------|-------------------------------|
B--------------------*-------------------------------#---#------|
G----*-------*------8--------*-------*-------*------5---3----*--|
D---5-------5-------8-------8-------5-------5-------5---3---3---|
A---5-------5-------6-------8-------5-------5-------3---1---3---|
E---3-------3---------------6-------3-------3-------3---1---1---|
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Then play pre-chorus.
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TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME 3/3
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# chorus2 #A *=play 6X
G-|-----------2X----------------|-------------------------------|
D-|--------------------------*--|-------------------------------|
G-|--*---------------*------8---|----*---------------*----------|
D-|-8--------*-----10-------8---|---8--------*------6-------4---|
A-|-8-------8------10-------6---|---8-------8-------6-------4---|
E-|-6-------5-------8-----------|---6-------5-------4-------2---|
# chorus2 #B *=play 6X
G-|-----------2X----------------|-------------------------------|
D-|--*-------*-------*-------*--|----*-------*-------*----------|
G-|15------15------15------15---|--15------15------15------15---|
D-|-----------------------------|-------------------------------|
A-|13------13------13------13---|--13------13------13------13---|
E-|-----------------------------|-------------------------------|
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# wah-wah (this NEEDS it) #A b=bend up to next note r=release bend
E-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------------13b15r11-----------|
G------------------------------10--12------------------12---------|
D------------------10------12-------------------------------------|
A--10\------------------------------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------------------------|
# wah-wah (this NEEDS it) #B v=vibrato
E-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------11-------------------------------------|
G------------------10v-----10---10-12------10---------------------|
D------------------10v-------12\-------------121110---------------|
A--------------------------------------------------1310-----/13---|
E-----------------------------------------------------------------|
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Then play A&BbridgeA&B.
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# main-outro #A&B
E-------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------|
G------121212------151515-------------------|
D---5-5121212-8-8-8151515-8-5-5-5-5-7-4-4---|
A---5-5101010-8-8-8131313-8-5-5-5-5-7-4-4---|
E---3-3-------6-6-6-------6-3-3-3-3-5-2-2---|
:
This wasn't a placebo - this was a REAL medicine for NOFX-addiction.
Tabbed by Jussi Heinonen 23.06.2000.
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