NOFX - "Bwadley" Tablature

Bwadley
Tuning low to high (DADGBe)

Intro:

G-11-11-11-11-11------7--7---9-9-999--------------------------
D--9--9---9--9---9-------5-5---7-7-777---------------------------
A----------------------------------------------------------------------
D----------------------------------------------------------------------


Chorus/heavy intro:
A----5-5-5-5-5-5-5---x-x---8-8-8--x-x---3-3-3---- D----5-5-5-5-5-5-5---x-x---8-8-8--x-x---3-3-3----

For the verse, just palm mute the first bit

Interlude:

A----5-5-5-5-5-5-5---x-x---2-2-2---x-x---3-3-3----
D----5-5-5-5-5-5-5---x-x---2-2-2---x-x---3-3-3----

I’m almost done with the solo, so I’ll have it soon

Lyrics:

My name is Bwadley Bwadley yeah,
I smell like *** and I have no hair,

I have no friends because I smell,
But all you fags can go to hell,

MY NAME IS BWADLEY BWADLEY YEAH!
(He smells of *** and he has no hair)
(Repeat)

They call me gay coz I kiss men,
But they don’t know I ***ed a wren,

I kissed a guy his name was Johnny,
They all found it really funny,

(Chorus/interlude)

I stuck my tongue right down his throat,
Then I went and ***ed a goat,

I sweat a lot when I run,
Being bald is lots of fun,

I also sweat when I eat,
I had an affair with some sheep,

(Chorus/interlude/solo)

After solo sing the chorus again
Then end on
BWADLEY YEAH, BWADLEY YEAH BWADLEY BWADLEY BWADLEY YEAH!
And repeat to fade.