MACC LADS - "sweaty betty" Tablature

'Sweaty Betty' by Macc lads

Rodan.......rodan@another.com

Use Em instead of E major if you wanna be picky....:)


Intro....G D F D x 4,
G D E D x 4

G
Well, she wore big knickers,
G D E D
And she worked on a sewage farm,
G
I got me hand down her jeans an',
G D E D
I nearly lost half me arm,
F D
But after ten pints,she looked quite fit,
C Bb
Couldn't wait to get me hands on her flabby tits.
G E F E
Sweaty Betty, x2

G G D E D
So I said slap that and ride the ripples,
G G D E D
I've just got to get me gob round her greasy nipples,
F D
She had a massive arse, and sweaty breasts,
C Bb
Thirty eight chins, she were a mound of flesh.

G
Sweaty Betty,
D
She eats a lot of pies,
F
Sweaty Betty,
D
She's got enormous thighs,
G
Sweaty Betty,
D
Have you smelt her breath,
F
Sweaty Betty,
D
She'll crush a man to death G D E D x2.

G G D E D
And I knew that she wanted me f't shag her,
G G D E D
So I stabbed her cunt with me mutton dagger,
F D
I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
C Bb
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.

G D F D x4
Sweaty Betty
Sweaty Betty ,
Sweaty Betty ,
Sweaty Betty.

F D
An' I've seen nowt like it since day I were born,
C Bb
But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm
G D F D x 4
Sweaty Betty She eats a lot of chips,

Sweaty Betty She's got massive tits,

Sweaty Betty She's got a huge vagina,

Sweaty Betty You'd fit a bus inside her,......... G D E D { to the end....}

Sweaty Betty She's so obscene,

Sweaty Betty 3 tons of margarine,

Sweaty Betty She's like a lump of lard,

Sweaty Betty She makes me Willy hard.