LYNCH STEVEN - "if i were gay" Tablature

Writer: Stephen Lynch
Song: Gay
Tabbed By: Benjamin H.

I believe this is correct. i tabbed it in like 10 minutes by ear for a
friend, so there might be some errors. for the most part i think its correct
though. funny song thats for sure! try using power chords, it sounds kinda kool!


Intro: D A D G


Verse one:

D C# B A
here we are dear old friend
B G E A
you and i drunk again
D C# B A
laughs have been had and tears have been shed
B G E A
maybe the whiskeys gone to my head


Chorus one:

D A B G
but if i were gay i would give you my heart,
D A B G
and if i were gay youd be my work of art,
D A B G
and if i were gay we'd swim in romance,
A D E
but im not gay so get your hand out of my pants.


Verse two:

D C# B A
its not that i dont care, i do.
B G E A
i just dont see myself in you.
D C# B A
another time another seen
B G E A
id be right behind you... if you know what i mean.


Chorus two:

D A B G
cause if i were gay i would give you my soul,
D A B G
and if i were gay i would give you my whole being
D A B G
and if i were gay we would tear down the walls,
A D E
but im not gay so wont you stop cupping my... hand.


Outro:

D A D G
weve never hugged... weve never kissed...
D A D G
ive never been intimate with your fist,
D A D G
but you have opened brand new doors
D A D G
get over here and drop your draws.


Intro: 4 times
Verse one: 1 time
Chorus one: 1 time
Intro: 2 times
Verse two: 1 time
Chorus two: 1 time
Intro: 2 times
Outro: 1 time