JAZZ BUTCHER CONSPIRACY - "whats the matter boy" Tablature

Date: Wed, 01 Jul 1998 20:49:51 -0700
From: Will Nerini <wnerini@ww-web.com>
Subject: j/jazz_butcher_conspiracy/whats_the_matter_boy.crd

Artist: The Jazz Butcher Conspiracy
Title: What's The Matter, Boy?
Author: Pat Fish
Transcriber: "Will Nerini" <unclewillbur@my-dejanews.com>


VERSE:
G D C
You wonder why nobody ever seems to talk to you
G D C
After all, you use an aerosol and you've got three pairs of shoes
G D C
You got yourself a little education and you keep up with the news

A little rapid riff of:

G-D-C

G D C
But when you walk in to a party everybody stares
G D C
The girls drop drinks into their laps and the boys fall off their chairs
G D C
Oh, but you're all alone when everybody's leaving in pairs

[A little rapid riff of:]
G-D-C
C G
If you ever stopped a moment and thought about your ears
(Big, aren't they?" "I suppose they are")

C G
Or that noise you make when you've had a bottle of beer
C G D
Oh, try to make a mental leap and perhaps it will come clear

CHORUS:

Ohhh,
G C D
You're the man with the head of an ass
G C D
You're the man with the head of an ass
G C D
You're the man with the head of an ass
G
And that's crass
D
Mmm, pin me back, Max