GREEN DAY - "hitchin a ride" Tablature

hey mister, where you headed? are you in a hurry? I need a lift to
happy hour. Say oh no. Do you break your distilled spirits? I need a
break as well. the well inebriates the guilt. 1,2. 1,2,3,4. Cold
turkey's hetting stale tonight i' eating crow. Fermented salmonella
poison oak no. there's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now i'm
dehydrating. My toung is swelling up, as say 1,2. 1,2,3,4 troubled
times, you know i cannot lie. i'm off the wagon and i'm hitchin' a
ride. there's a drought at the fountain of youth and now i'm
dehydrating. My tounge is swelling up, i say shit.

I've had people e-mail me about the lyrics and all I can say is this:
I heard this off the radio. I didn't know the lyrics. Sorry. And
putting {READ} in the subject line won't make me want to read the mail
anymore than I already do. Thank you.