ERIC CLAPTON - "you stanky ho" Tablature

You Stanky Ho
Freddy Fredricks with Franky Franklin

This Song Was written after I finished watching Revenge of the Nerds one night.
You figure out where a few of the lyrics came from.
Franky came in and helped with some of the lyrics. Strumming is pretty easy.
Just play it in medium-fast Hawaiian style.


A D E D Dm7

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Intro 2X
A D E D A

Verse 1
A D E D
I met a girl and told her to give me some head till I'm dead.
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She looked at me .. said Fuck-off! I'm not your friend!
A D E D
But that's ok ..Cuz she's a ho anyway
A D E D
Fuck that bitch hope she gets the bad itch!!


Refrain
Dm7 A D E D
You Stanky Ho.....FUCK YOU!!
Dm7 A D E D
You Stanky Ho.....FUCK YOU!!

Verse 2
A D E D
My Buddy Joe Busted a load on your chin
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That time you said, said it wasn't a sin.
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I heard that in bed you're quite a bore,
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That's quite alright cuz I'm treatin you like a hor


Refrain
Dm7 A D E D
You Stanky Ho.....FUCK YOU!
Dm7 A D E D
You Stanky Ho.....FUCK YOU!!

Verse 3
A D E D
You skanky Bitch, I'd rather yank my shnitz
A D E D
I'd let you chomp my Jerky, but I'm afraid of the Herpee.
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Hey, You uppity Bitch, you think you're quite the looka
A D E D
But you ain't nothin but a Tijuana Hooka!!!


Refrain
Dm7 A D E D
You Stanky Ho.....FUCK YOU!!
Dm7 A D E D
You Stanky Ho.....FUCK YOU!!

Repeat 2X then fade to end.