BOZO CYCLOPS - "Dixie Deviant" Tablature

"DIXIE DEVIANT", By BOZO CYCLOPS
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Crazy, Crazy Lyrics....... THIS GUY iS FROM SOME STRANGE, PERVERTED DIMENSION!!--

This song is a twisted take on an old standard Dixie/Ragtime progression... It's really just a verse
that loops with no traditional chorus-- when you get the first few chords it should be
familiar.....Enjoy thy Insanity!! IMPORTANT NOTE: all chords get 4 counts, so you must
creatively phrase the lyrics to fit within the constant, consistent, 1,2,3,4 rhythm (Think Leon
Redbone) - WORDS IN PARENTHESES ARE EITHER ASIDES OR OPTIONAL....
VOCAL MELODY IS VERY SIMILAR TO CLASSIC TUNE, "AIN"T MISBEHAVIN'"
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The loop is this: All quarter notes, each chord gets equal 4 counts, (one chord per 4/4 measure, 8
measures in each verse), 110 Bpm, 4/4 swing time, Staccato, Tacet
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
B-/-Bb7-/-Am-/-Ab7-/-Db7-/-Gb7-/--B-/-Gb7-rpt
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

(B) (Bb7) (Am) (Ab7) (Db7) Gb7)
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E 7 6 5 4 x 2
A 6 5 7 3 4 1
D 4 6 7 4 3 2
G 4 x x x 4
B x x x x x x X
E x x x x x
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< VS.1>
(B) (Bb7) (Am) (Ab7)
Dixie, dixie,/ (way) down in dixie, dixieland-/ I’m suckin whiskey from an /old coke can, dodgin’
(Db7) ( Gb7) (B)
/cement mixers- and /UFO’s , playin/ hopscotch in the gutter with an
Gb7)
/ old dead toad

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!!!HENCEFORTH :THE "/" symbol denotes the point in each sentence (sometimes mid-word) that
the chords switch after the first (B)
chord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Way (B).. down in the/ willy-willy willywags /-double dutchin on a /ziggity-

zag, throwin /stones at the robots, /doin (they) time,-/ bummin pennies off the....... (cont.)

flunkies in the/ unemployment line-

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<VS>3>

My (B).. home’s in- the/ groovy groovy garbagepile-/ lickin dogfood cans and / wearin a

smile, cuz you/ know they can’t touch me,/ I’m crazy as a loon,- /howlin like a

werewolf at


the /rabbit in the moon-
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I got an a(B)ppointment- with the /Devil, you know,-in the/ suicide

drainhole behind the a/bandoned nursing home, he’s got to/ teach me some mojo, a/ wicked ,wicked
spell, so i could/ teleport to Neptune, and /ring it like a bell


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(but then) I got a )(B) meetin’ with /Jesus you see, he’s gotta / fix my

broken brain cuz

its been /botherin’ me, i need to/ quit masturbatin -lookin at /piles a turds and /feedin poison
exlax to the/ woodpecker birds (that's cuz)..
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(B) They never quit rappin, tippy-/tappin in my Mind/,tellin me to get bent on cocaine
and for/maldehyde
and /jump off a silo- /as if I could fly ,like a/ vulture when he smells somebody /fixin’ to
die
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[But] I just.. [B] need to hang on to what's /left of my brain- till Je/hovah, come
over

guess I /gotta kill the pain, i got/ five solid hours till the rendez/vous- i need TO / gobble up some
Sominex and /Woodpecker Stew--OOH
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<VS.8>
{B} ooh.... Jes’ call me /TCB- /I play a mean skinflute when I’m /buzzin like a bee- I can
/replicate the call of the 3-toed sloth- by simul/taneously playin bagpipes and /jackin-jackin
off /

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<VS.9, OUTRO VS>

(B) (Bb7)
(Down in)/ Dixie... My Good ole /Dixieland, I'm just a Natural born

(Am) (Db7) (Gb7) (B)
/Southern Space-man, down in the/ Willywags,/ do what I do when I /want to...


Gb7) B
/ I get My Kicks waydown in /Dixie ...
Gb7) B
/I get My Kicks waydown in /Dixie .......
Gb7) B( let ring.....)
/I get My Kicks waydown in /Dixie ............

-----------(WHISPERED:"Yasssssss!!!")