BLINK 182 - "Grandpa Is A Asshole" Tablature

this song is ***in hilarious so seeing how i am bored out my skull i
thought i'd tab it so that all u freaks could play this in your skool
talent show (i will definataly be!!!)

Artist: Blink 182
Title: When you fycked grandpa
Album: Take off your pants & Jacket

standerd tuning

Intro/Verse

e|------------------------------------|
B|---7---5---7---5---3---3/5-2---2----|
G|-----7---7---7---7---0-------2---2--|
D|---0---0---0---0--------------------|
A|---------------------------0---0----|
E|-------------------3---3/5----------|

OR

e|---2---0---2---0--------------------|
B|-----3---3---3---3-3---3/5-2---2----|
G|---------------------0-------2---2--|
D|---0---0---0---0--------------------|
A|---------------------------0---0----|
E|-------------------3---3/5----------|


Chorus

e|-----------------------------------|------------------------|
B|---3---3---3---3---3---3---2---2---|---2---2---2---2---0----|
G|-----0---0---0---0---2---2---2---2-|-----2---2---2---2------|
D|-----------------------------------|------------------------|
A|-------------------0---0---0---0---|---0---0---0---0---0----|
E|---3---3---3---3-------------------|------------------------|


After the first chorus he changes to this

e|---2---0---2---0---------------------|
B|-----3---3---3---3-3---3/5-2---2-3---|
G|--------------------0-------2--------|
D|---0---0---0---0---------------------|
A|---------------------------0---0-0---|
E|-------------------3---3/5-----------|


Ending

e|---------------|
B|-------3-------|
G|-------2-------|
D|-------0-------|
A|---------------|
E|---------------|


thatz it - the actual musik is ok, but the best thing about this song is the
lyrics..... which it y i have added them below.....

Verse 1

When you ***ed grandpa
did he tell you that he loves you
did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and tell you to falate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass

Chorus

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total ***ing asshole
who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass
He rubs his dick in Broken glass

2nd verse

When you ***ed Grandpa
did he kiss you soft and tender
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed

back to chorus with Mark shouting

This is ***ing stupid man. I can't believe you'd have
sex with your own grandfather. I mean your guys are
related. What's he gonna do take out his false teeth
and just leave em on the bed. man he'd like to ***
you in the butt and everyone would come in and watch
and masturbate and cum all over the place. This is
stupid I hate you all. I'm not even gonna have sex with
my mom tonight................................ I hate you

plz make ne corrections below and ne question or woteva email me @

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