ANGULO AMBER - "cellulite song" Tablature

Cellulite song…

Chords:



G: 320033 C(add9): 032033 Am: X02210 C: X32010 D: XX0232
* same chord progression throughout song*


tempo: slow and sad…

VERSE 1

Intro: G C(add9) Am C D

G C(add9) Am C D
Instrument, of evil, here to depress the planet
You make me feel, like my body is made of solid granite
About a month ago I weighed my self, 115, I thought it was nifty.
But I was wrong, oh so wrong, I weighed in at one fifty.

Chorus:

Cellulite, get off my thighs,
You’re gross and you scare away the guys.
Flabby arms, fly me away, don’t make me look
At how much I weigh.

VERSE 2

Size 3, you belong on the rack,
‘cause all you do, is ride up my crack.
Size 7, I wear you proudly,
Size 9, I’ll yell it loudly.

Chorus.

VERSE 3

I step on the scale, the numbers keep on rising.
If I gained a hundred pounds, it wouldn’t be surprising.
It’s kind of depressing, the way things are going,
I just can’t help it, my thighs won’t stop growing.

Chorus.

Hey, if you have any questions or comments, or anything,
Write me and we’ll chat. Oh, if you are wondering, I do
Parties. 

Frances:

Cellulite_queen@mailcity.com