AMMONGOLEON HIT FIT - "LID'L" Tablature

its a parody of 'tribute'

Fig 1
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A long time ago, me and my bum boy Hal here, we were hitchhiking
Down a long tight dirt track, all of a sudden Max appered,
in the middle of lidl. And he said

Buy the biggist dildo on the world or i'll take you up the ass
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PM. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Well me and Hal we looked at eachother
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And we each said Cum in my face
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Am G
And we layed the first skaters that came to the store
F Am G
Ant that just happent to be, it was Phil, Rob and Tom, it was Phil, Rob and Tom
F Am G F
It was the best old skool kick flip in the world ooooohhhhh Hal ooooohhhhh Hal

And it saved our fore skin because Hals ass was saw
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But Hal forsed me to spank him
It made us scream
Honor code that
cumes have to
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Live by cause its Hal's surprise and its magic and its a
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Mystical pleasure butthegerero The cum over the floor
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And its magic you are the mystical ide - ver - gin and you’re
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Soying down sweep
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Fig 1
Well needless to say, Hal's ass was saw
No suprise though, we were at the discount store
Max asked us "be you nibblers"
And we said nay, we are discount skaters Soy

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Am (1 strum) Am
Ohhwhoaowhoaoho ohhwhoaowhoaoho ohowhoahoaho this is not
G F Am G F Am
These arenot the greatist old skool shoes in the world no these are from mega-bowl
G F Am
Couldn’t afford the greatest old skool shoes in the world, no
G F A1 G1 F#1 F#2 F#3 F
So i stole them from mega bowl
A1 G1 F#1 F#2 F#3 F
right to the Greatest orgie in the world ooohhh Hal
A1 G1 F#1 F#2 F#3
right it is just a pissed mother **** its of the greatest orgie in the world

ow ow ow
Wer em ur pow chewga fukay fu fly chuga flabbablabba a flabbablabba

Ow aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
A duuiuu ooioom fam chuga flaba bababa flagabubba abugga awoomamumma woose

A1 G1 F#1 F#2 F#3 F1
Sefem

A1 G1 F#1 F#2 F#3 F1
And the peculiar thing is this my friends, the song we played
A1 G1 F#1
On that fateful night didn’t actually sound anything
F#2 F#3 F1 A1 G1 F#1 F#2
like this song. This is just a tribute, you got to believe me,
F#3 F1 A1 G1 F#1 F1
and I wish you were there, just a matter of opinion aaahhh ****
A1 G1 F#1 F1
good God, God loving, Your so surprised to find you can’t stop him,
A1 G1 F#1 F1
upfar arrrullyupfar cheapo mother****er give upa aahhh

E F E F E F Asus2


Abbreviated chords:
A1 - (X02400) (Asus2)
G1 - (3X2400) (Asus2/G)
F#1 - (2X0230) (Dsus2/F#)
F#2 - (2X0210) (Dm7sus2/F#)
F#3 - (2X0200)
F1 - (X03210) (FM7)