ADAM SANDLER - "Medium Pace" Tablature

this is kind of disgusting, but very funny...
C
Put your arms around me babe,
G
Can't you see I need you so?
F
Hold me close against your skin,
G*
'Cause I'm about to begin
C Csus4 C
Lovin' you.
C
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.
G
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are.
F
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face.
G* C Csus4 C
Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off.
C
You see that shampoo bottle? Now, stick it up my ass.
G
Push it in and out at a medium pace.
F
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was.
G* C Am
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face.
F G C Em Am
Darling, make me push my dick and balls back between my legs.
G F
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people
G
you work with.
C
Now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass.
G
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off.
F
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head.
G* C
Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace.
C
I feel so humiliated. I'm about to blow my load.
G
You tell it's time to make love but I can't 'cuz I spewed all over myself.
F G
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
C G Am Em
How much I enjoy loving you. oh.
F
I'm so sorry I spunked all over my stomach.
G C Am G C
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you.