311 - "Juan Bond" Tablature

'Juan Bond'
Performed by 311
An outtake from the "311" album
Appeared on Spin (Magazine) College Radio in Late December, 1995
Music by: C. Sexton
Lyrics by: N. Hexum & D. Martinez
(c) 1995 Allegiance Music/Hydroponic Music BMI
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Tabbed & Lyrics by: Michael Slusarz (slusarz@bigworm.colorado.edu)
Other info by: Aaron (brodel@bellsouth.net)
Lyric Help by: Shane2585 (Shane2585@aol.com)
J. Forstie (jforcet@u.washington.edu)
BassJDog (BassJDoG@aol.com)
The 311 Guitar Archive -- http://bigworm.colorado.edu/311archive/


Riff 1:
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N.C.
1:-------------------
2:-------------------
3:-------------------
4:-------------------
5:---5-6-----5-6-6---
6:-4-----4-4-------4-

Riff 2:
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N.C. F5 F#5
1:---------------------------------------------------------------------
2:---------------------------------------------------------------------
3:---------------------------------------------------------------------
4:----------------------------------------------------------------3--4-
5:---2-5-2---2-3-2-----0-3-0---0-1-0-----2-5-2---2-3-2-----0-3-0--3--4-
6:-3-------3-------2-1-------1-------2-3-------3-------2-1--------1--2-

Chorus:
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N.C. C5 N.C. C5 N.C. C5 N.C.
1:-------------------------------------
2:-------------------------------------
3:-------------------------------------
4:------5-------5-------5--5-5-6-6-7-7-
5:-5-5--3--5-5--3--5-5--3--------------
6:-------------------------------------
| Quickly |

Post-Chorus:
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N.C.
1:-------------------
2:-------------------
3:-------------------
4:-------------------
5:-2-2-5-2-------2---
6:---------5-4-4---1- (x8)


F5 F#5
1:--------------
2:--------------
3:--------------
4:--------------
5:-3-3-3--4-4-4-
6:-1-1-1--2-2-2-

Bridge:
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F5 G#5 F5 G#5 F5 F#5 G#5 F#5 G#5 F#5 G#5
1:--------------------------------------------------
2:--------------------------------------------------
3:--------------------------------------------------
4:--------------------------------------------------
5:-3-3--6-6--3-3--6-6--3--4-4--6-6--4-4--6---4---6--
6:-1-1--4-4--1-1--4-4--1--2-2--4-4--2-2--4---2---4--

Ending:
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F5 N.C. G#5 N.C. G5 N.C. F#5 N.C.
1:---------------------------------------------------------------------------
2:---------------------------------------------------------------------------
3:---------------------------------------------------------------------------
4:---------------------------------------------------------------------------
5:-3-3-2h3h4-6-4-3-4-6-6-2h3h4-6-4-3-4--5-5-2h3h4-6-4-3-4--4-4-2h3h4-6-4-3-4-
6:-1-1---------------4-4----------------3-3----------------2-2---------------

F5 F#5 F5 F#5 F5->F#5 G#5 F#5 F5
1:----------------------------------------------------
2:----------------------------------------------------
3:----------------------------------------------------
4:----------------------------------------------------
5:-3-3-3--4-4-4--3-3-3--4-4-4--3-4-3-4-3-4--6---4---3-
6:-1-1-1--2-2-2--1-1-1--2-2-2--1-2-1-2-1-2--4---2---1-


Lyrics/Song Structure:
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---> Play Riff 1 over:
H to the E to the X to the U to the M
I'm Hexum, I always seem to vex them
Even when I really don't mean to
But I'm a brick house and you're a lean-to
I kick the positivity like a shipwreck on a raft
In a sea of negativity it covers them half
Half of the world, the figure is intact
Which way will you have an impact
---> Play Riff 2 over:
Come back to your bro, do what your soul
But when you're in the mode just flow
Stick to the brick of the house of the funk
And the swing and the vibe of the (reggae) hip-hop
Sing it for the people not the chase (it to the steeple)
And whatever you do don't stop
About to drop a clue from me to you
Like Fantasy Island Chad's got one tatoo
---> Play Chorus over:
If you need to understand, Juan Bond is detective man
If you need to understand, Juan Bond is detective man
J-U-A-N-B-O-N-D
J-U-A-N-B-O-N-D
J-U-A-N-B-O-N-D
---> Play Post-chorus over:
Check it out I've got clout (SA: no you don't)
Yes, I do (SA: no you don't)
Yes, I do (SA: no you don't)
Yes, I do (SA: no you don't)
Yes, I do (SA: no you don't)
Yes, I do (SA: no you don't)
Yes, I do (SA: no you don't)
Yes, I do (SA: no you don't)
***
---> Play Riff 1 over:
Miles I'm driving in the mach with mad
Not unlike a box I am
Endore how fox I am
Inferior spinning is my hand
I see a man like me stand
Between mirrors and seem myself go all in lieu of them
Flowing, I didn't know my soul dig
Becomes the body of another one
---> Play Riff 2 over:
Constellation, the mirror is such a simple above collection
And the mic down in my eye
Today we're taking out Paris or say
Of the lands heavy spirit of ill descending
Oh my God I made a mess haul
See mercury fall from hands flung
Red, super and deadly as I step into an outer sea
---> Play Chorus over:
If you need to understand, Juan Bond is detective man
If you need to understand, Juan Bond is detective man
J-U-A-N-B-O-N-D
J-U-A-N-B-O-N-D
J-U-A-N-B-O-N-D
---> Play Post-chorus over:
Check it out I've got clout (SA: no you don't)
Yes, I do (SA: no you don't)
Yes, I do (SA: no you don't)
Yes, I do (SA: no you don't)
Yes, I do (SA: no you don't)
Yes, I do (SA: no you don't)
Yes, I do (SA: no you don't)
Yes (SA: no you don't)
***
---> Play Bridge over:
Here's some advice, it's called A-B-C
(Best in your) world, it can't be anything
People look at me and think I know just what I am doin'
But (most/half) of the ***in' time, I do not have a clue and
In any given situation (don't/I always) say stupid things
Not as bad as P-Nut, but he's cool just the same
Norwegian, Scottish, Irish, and Mexican
And on the drums is the one Chad Sexton
Super phat beats that you just can't *** with
Doin the type of ***, gonna have a good (run)
(With the stupid mother***ers and those party going thieves)
(May I now present/Livin my life with them), 311 University
---> Play Ending